-
Thou liest, thou jesting monkey, thou! —The Tempest Thou paper-faced villain! —Henry IV, Part II Fret not! Elevate thine verbal dueling with a touch of the Bard’s brilliance! Consult the wittiest of wordsmiths, cast aside the mediocre, and discover the perfect zinger with the Shakespearean Insults 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar. Ideal for literature lovers, English teachers, theater enthusiasts, and history geeks—this hilarious calendar will keep thee laughing and verbally sparring every single day of 2026! Features include: No single-use plastic Page size: 4.606" x 4.606" Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC® certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages contain Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, quotations, and trivia Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Every page features witty and withering wordplay from the world's most famous playwright
Thou liest, thou jesting monkey, thou!
—The Tempest
Thou paper-faced villain!
—Henry IV, Part II
Fret not! Elevate thine verbal dueling with a touch of the Bard’s brilliance! Consult the wittiest of wordsmiths, cast aside the mediocre, and discover the perfect zinger with the Shakespearean Insults 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar. Ideal for literature lovers, English teachers, theater enthusiasts, and history geeks—this hilarious calendar will keep thee laughing and verbally sparring every single day of 2026!
Features include:
No single-use plastic
Page size: 4.606" x 4.606"
Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
Printed on FSC® certified paper with soy-based ink
Full-color tear-off pages
Back of pages contain Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, quotations, and trivia
Day/Date reference on each page
Combined weekend pages
Official major world holidays and observances
Every page features witty and withering wordplay from the world's most famous playwright