Bedtime Stories for Privileged Children

A whip-smart, hilarious, and timely parody of uber-rich extravagance from award-winning British comedian Daniel Foxx. In Bedtime Stories for Privileged Children, Daniel Foxx presents a wonderful collection of stories written especially for the little darlings of the fabulously wealthy—that can also be enjoyed by YOU, the downtrodden, pitiful, ordinary adult! Read about the everyday adventures of Rupert, Shallotte, and Genevievette as they ski, holiday, and drift around Selfridges while always keeping a healthy distance from the dreaded hoi polloi! Other magical adventures include: Rupert goes on holiday! But what is “duty free”? And why do poor people love it so much? Pippa and Retinol go for a picnic! But they can’t find any Parma ham!! Lily goes with Daddy to work! And fires Kate from marketing!! Bedtime Stories for Privileged Children is the perfect holiday gift—whether you're wintering in Aspen, summering in Tuscany, or simply want to keep the little ones quiet in the back of the Range Rover Evoque.