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      <p><b>Why did the fart have to leave school? </b><br><i>It got expelled. </i><br><br><b>What do ninjas and farts have in common? </b><br><i>They can both be silent but deadly. </i><br><br>This gag-worthy book is packed full of over 200 of the smelliest, squelchiest jokes around, plus loads of hilarious illustrations and foul farty facts!</p>
          <p><b>Why did the fart have to leave school? </b><br><i>It got expelled. </i><br><br><b>What do ninjas and farts have in common? </b><br><i>They can both be silent but deadly. </i><br><br>This gag-worthy book is packed full of over 200 of the smelliest, squelchiest jokes around, plus loads of hilarious illustrations and foul farty facts!</p>
        
     
  